Far more Blachman's bag than mine, but . . .

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a federal clerkship ?
My friends all leave Monday, I feel like a dip.
Worked hard all my lifetime, it's no time to slip,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a federal clerkship ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me interviews in DC ?
Surely some judge there is looking for me.
I wait for the phone call each day until three,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me interviews in DC ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a clerkship in some town ?
I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a clerkship in some town ?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a federal clerkship ?
My friends all leave Monday, I feel like a dip.
Worked hard all my lifetime, it's no time to slip,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a federal clerkship ?